Free hugs, my memories, personal poetry, crazy cupcakes, huge hearts, awesome ARGs, and freaky friends all make up me: Sloane Marie.

kamikaze-jane:

bribryontour:

This should be a book for kids.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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misandry-mermaid:

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex. Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom go pee, even if it doesn’t feel like…

dynastylnoire:

thehashtagsupremacy:

absquatulate:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

Excellent

Preach.

the doors of the church are now open

skoolmunkee:

Now for some Valengarruses. He’s pretty awkward, just like that portmanteau. I didn’t expect that the Tali ones would be so popular, so we’ll see how the Garrus ones do.

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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169 followers! Aaaaaay!

169 followers! Aaaaaay!

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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disputedjustice:

pettankoprincess:

videohall:

The girlfriend experience

> Any man who has ever had a girlfriend can attest to this.

> This is just too good. Animation, adorableness, substance. I really hope there are more of these.

It’s too adorable not to reblog again.

This is my roommate and his boyfriend. All the freaking way.